Deven
Green is the creator/voice of the
"Welcome To My...Comedy Parody" series and is America's Best Christian
- Betty Bowers.
Most
Popular Female Personality 2009 NOMINEE- WeHo Awards Most Humorous
YouTube Video 2009 - San Francisco Film Fest Comedy Performer of
the Decade 2008 - Los Angeles Funniest Online Video 2007 -
New York Magazine Regular Top 10 Video Podcast
- iTunes
Deven started out as a professional figure skater
whose triple-gold medal status is memorialized in her hometown located in the
remote, isolated, boreal tundra of Northern Canada. She was called in by Disney
to recreate the figure skating portions of "Blades of Glory" and "Ice
Princess" which proves she can still turn a trick. Realizing she didn't want
to don a Smurf costume to tour with Ice Capades, she transitioned to a brief modeling
jaunt where she quickly discovered that any industry who prefers a closed mouth
was not for her. Thankfully her sizable comic talents landed her in Toronto where
she graduated from Seneca College at the top of her class and perfected her comedic
sensibilities at Second City. Landing several national commercials and movie roles
gave her the money to feed her insatiable addiction to Pez candy dispensers.
With
self-discipline ingrained from years of early morning skating practice and late
night comedy shows, Deven quickly excelled to win ten Best Female Improvisor /
Sketch Comedy Performer awards from the LAC (MY Fox LA's #1 Comedy Club), prevailed
in Craig Shoemaker's Comedy Idol competition, and won "Best of the Fest"
at the First International Hollywood Comedy Festival as one-half of the nationally
recognized comedy duo Deven &
Joel.
Deven lives in LA with her husband and comedy partner
Joel Bryant an their kitten.
Well
Hello...it's like looking into a mirror.
DEVEN'S
LIVE COMEDY: Deven
has performed over 3,000 live comedy shows in Canada, U.S., Europe and the Middle
East. She performs regularly at top clubs and theatres in Los Angeles when not
making guest appearances for charity (such as the NO H8 campaign), announcing
auctions or being auctioned off, being hostess at private functions (in character),
judging both fashion and comedy competitions, acting as
the adolescent fashion
expert for Mortified, and performing at exclusive-venue
comedy shows with Joel. What event did you have in mind?
"Green
is zany and energetic while being astutely clever
and inspired." LA Times "Green
does rib-achingly funny impersonations."
Now Magazine "The
best character is simply Deven Green" San Francisco Bay Times
DRAG
QUEEN BINGO:
Deven is a regular celebrity bingo
caller at WeHo's Drag Queen Bingo. To clarify: Deven is not a drag queen...she
is a real girl.
DEVEN
ON FILM/TV: You've
seen her characters on Harland Williams' Enter At Your Own Risk and CBC Comics!,
Spy TV, Punched-Up with Tom Green, A & E's The Incurable Collector, and as
the model-turned airline stewardess on Current TV.
Her
two cameos with Guest House Films are: Phoenix and Back Soon where "fans
will get to see Deven herself in a small but hilarious role as Trixie a girl out
for vengeance." Trixie is a knife welding, lazy-eyed, brothel-trained prostitute.
In
the reality-show
spoof Matrimonium (Philly Fest Favorite) Deven's bizarrely observant TV show hostess
role, Andre Genous, was lauded with: "The
real joy for me was to see a completely original character pop out in Deven Green's
game show hostess. I guarantee you haven't come across this person in any other
movie. In a film that was largely improv she delivers a daring and innovative
creation. If there isn't an award for that there should be." Mike
B. - Collector's Gem
OUTRATE
MAGAZINE:
Deven
had the honour of being the Head Judge for Australia's Short Film Festival for
Outrate Magazine 2010 . Click
here to view winners and first in-depth interview with Deven Green!
I'm
judging you right now.
With
her own animated series, Talking Vajeene (click to watch now), Deven continues
mouthing off with her elegantly filthy brand of comedy, parody and satire.
DEVEN'S
VOICE: Yes, Deven
Green is the voice and writer behind the "Welcome To My ... Comedy Parodies."
Covering 1980s culture including fashion, diet, make-up, and relationships as
well as her insidious reworking of PSA's, Deven has certainly finger-blasted the
zeitgeist out of the American lexicon.
You've
also heard her characters on Howard Stern and Chicago's Mancow show in which she
enraged callers to spew: "you lady, are disgusting," "I
wish you dead" and, "I hope you get hit by a bullet." Kudos Deven.
From podcasts like Doctor Floyd's Radio Adventures to the MySpace animated series,
The Cubes, Deven has also done ADR voices for films such as Music Within, Knight
to F4, Her Minor Thing and Just Friends. You have heard her dulcimer tones on
commercials like Disney's Aladdin / Beauty and the Beast / Little Mermaid, Finlandia
University, Ford Trucks and Northern Insurance. Listen
See the results
of Deven working with deconstructivist artist Toban Nichols. In this appropriation,
deconstruction and reformat of Vogues Book of Etiquette and Good Manners,
1969, (an opprobrium). Deven's voice brilliantly guides the viewer on this San
Fran installation show now showing at Adobe Books' Backroom Gallery - San Fran.
Deven was the first
'moviefone' voice in Canada for Cineplex Odeon theatre listings.
01/26/10
01/19/201000
GUEST
DEVEN:
You can't
shut her up or down.
Deven has been been interviewed on the Derek & Romaine Show in New
York, The Stephanie Miller show on Clear Channel and The Jay Thomas Show on XM/Sirius
Radio. She has been an invited guest comedy teacher for new to professional performer
groups.
She
shines during her regular guest spots on Mark and Fausto's Feast of Fun podcast
(4 time People's Choice and Best GBLT winner!). From holiday to Oscar specials
to updating The Ugly Ducking to talking about bunny buttons it is evident that
the love between these friends continues long after the interview is over.
DEVEN'S
WORDS: Yes, she is one of a kind --
so are the word combinations she uses.
Her comedy parodies are infectious, quotable and give Deven a distinct yet inscrutable
voice in comedy. This rare written interview for Outrate Magazine
proves that Deven writes just how she talks: Outrate
Interview
Deven
has a solid comedy writing background from shows like Friday Night Fix to sketch
comedy shows in both Toronto (Watch Thin Women Eat, God Not Another Xmas with
My Family) and Los Angeles (Sketch and The City, Best of Sketch and Beat This!).
Deven is
the go-to speech writer for the Starkey Foundation creating personalized speeches
for Marlee Matlin, Donny Osmond, Sharon Osbourne, Garth Brooks, Arnold Palmer,
Larry King, Norm Crosby, Major League Baseball and Leslie Neilson.
You've
seen alternative pin-up model and artist Trevor Wayne's images before. Working
on his latest mini-mag "Milkmen and Money Makers" his pop-art images
with be captioned by none other than Deven Green. Adult's
Only
DEVEN'S
INSIDER: I
bought our dear friend Nelson Aspen's book and what did I find on page 188:
"...My
talented comedienne friend, Deven Green (a cult-favourite for her brilliantly
executed series of videos on YouTube; in fact I'm proud that one in which
I guest-starred in a self-parody, debuted at number 63 of all comedy videos; watch
out Will Ferrell)..."
Lots
of behind-the-scenes secrets!
DEVEN
INTERVIEWER: Watch Deven's personal,
fun and uncensored interviews with content creators for Koldcast.tv. Top 13
Best Things Done by "Saved By The Bell Actors." - Acting
School Academy cast interviewed by Deven
It is all
for Joel. Deven
and Joel met in 1998 and immediately began performing together as a comedy duo.
Nine years later Joel proposed during a game of bingo at a Pez convention.
They were married in Los Angeles 10/14/2007. Joel's birthday is 10/15.
Someone made damn sure Joel will never forget their anniversary. A
great profile means a long marriage. My laughter is for and
because of Joel.
Deven
Green - Most Popular Female Personality Nominee - 2010 WeHo Awards
I
told you I was a pro figure skater. I recreated each jump, spin, footwork and
fall sound for both ICE PRINCESS and BLADES OF GLORY. Look for my name in the
credits.
I was also the
youngest, in my home province, to receive triple gold-medal status.
Check
out the short video of how skating is done for film: BLADES
OF GLORY
If
you love Harland Williams' movies and stand up comedy, see Harland and friends
acting insane in hilarious sketches written and directed by Harland himself.
"The caramel corn of your mind streams through fields of toe-nail refuse
and dreams of beehive hair-do's. There's no sweeter treat than those meanderings
that originated in your feet and sprang forth into the world unabated from the
broken down refrigerator corners of your own personal universe."
Starring:
Harland Williams, Sean Tweedly, Deven Green, Kevin Hearn, Fred Beasly,
Sean Keene
How
could I resist being the cover girl for the Recycler magazine.
Jealous
much?
Joel
said one day I may work my way up to the Penny Saver.
One
man's trash is another man's wife.
There
is nothing like performing in Vegas. We did week-long shows for Comdex and got
on the cover of the Las Vegas newspaper.
We
have performed many times in Vegas for private events like Hair Wars, corporate
shows at the Venetian and Coverville 500!
Vegas
is excellent when you spend other people's money.
I
got to interview the incredible Robert Morse
the brilliant Tony-award winning actor. He played Tru (as Truman Capote) on Broadway.
In NY he played his entire show directly to me - unbelievable. I asked him about
it and he said he only did that a couple of times during the run of the show.
What a lucky girl am I.
Not only is he a superior actor, but he
is an absolute gentleman. The interview is on my camcorder if you want to
come over and watch it.
As
the host/interviewer of the stripper-fest 'Trash T.V.' it was one of the first
projects Joel and I worked on together.
Joel
was playing a purveyor of porn.
I'm
sure this video won't come back to haunt us.
The
following is a recap of the premiere episode of SPY TV which was the highest rated
episode ever. I did 3 episodes.
"The
final segment involved a husband, Nate, getting revenge on his wife, Keisha, for
racking up over $1000 in psychic hotline calls. Keisha is a self-professed fanatic
for anything supernatural, and they managed to get her to go to their psychic,
Mistress Deven. Nate had provided her with information ahead of time so Keisha
would fully believe in Devens powers. Then, Deven tells Keisha that she
can feel the power in Keisha as well. She asks Keisha to use the power to read
her, and then agrees with everything Keisha says. Then she urges Keisha to use
her mental abilities to move a candle sitting on a wall ledge behind Devin. Unbeknownst
to Keisha, there is a Spy TV operative behind the wall, ready to move various
objects with a powerful magnet. Keisha looks very serious, like shes straining
herself to move the candle. Suddenly, it moves. She keeps moving that and other
items, talking about how the effort is draining her. I laughed. Keisha
tries to leave but Deven brings her back to try to get rid of the negative energy.
She has Keisha wear a ridiculous hat and say magic words while the lights flicker
and items fly off shelves. Keisha again tries to run, but Deven brings her back,
Youre on Spy TV.
The
following is what happened in episode 2 of SPY TV! The pizza delivery man was
not seriously injured but all major news stations picked up the story 'HOW FAR
WILL REALITY TV GO?'
I
played a patient dying in a seedy hotel-room surgery (you are looking at pig skin
and intestines; it's not the real inside of my flat tummy okay?). Every half
hour we ordered pizza to urgently enlist a delivery guy to help the 'doctors.'
Very funny idea until one of the pizza guys actually jumped out of the second-story
hotel-room window thinking he was going to be operated on. For some reason I started
laughing.
(c)
2010 DEVEN GREEN. No photo or text may be used without written permission.